Alchemy never felt so chill.

From Fermentation to Elevation:

Born from the minds behind The Viking Alchemist, our non-alcoholic THC sodas blend the wisdom of ancient alchemy with the magic of modern Hemp derived THC. These small-batch elixirs are infused with all-natural ingredients, gently sweetened with local honey, and designed to elevate both mind and mood. Whether you seek clarity, calm, or a cosmic giggle, each can is a crafted path to the wyrd—a destiny kissed by botanicals.

Crimson Ether- Now Available

Strawberry + Rhubarb Soda

• A radiant fusion of sweet summer strawberries and tart rhubarb, Crimson Ether is the boldest elixir in our collection. Its bright, mouthwatering flavor is underscored by a smooth botanical base and lightly sweetened with local honey. Infused with 10mg THC and 5mg CBD, it offers a balanced, euphoric experience designed to lift the mind and tingle the senses—one sip, and the veil between worlds thins.

Twisted Wisdom-Coming Soon

Elderflower Lemonade

• A radiant blend of fragrant elderflower and crisp lemon, Twisted Wisdom is where delicate florals meet citrus sparkle. This enchanting elixir is sweetened with local honey and infused with 10mg THC and 5mg CBD, offering a gently uplifting experience with a lucid, botanical finish. Both refreshing and thought-provoking, it's the perfect sip for seekers of calm clarity and nature’s hidden truths.